we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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