Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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