If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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