school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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