Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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