a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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