i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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