Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
