i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
