i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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