We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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