Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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