You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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