I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
ttyl tear gas
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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