there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
