I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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