there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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