Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How's work?
Spinning.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
And then he peed in my hair
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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