Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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