Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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