Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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