: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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