It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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