No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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