There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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