i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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