Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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