yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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