We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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