i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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