I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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