that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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