i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Still dying that you shit outside
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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