I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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