Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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