Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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