he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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