How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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