i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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