So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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