I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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