dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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