dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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