please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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