Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
