real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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