i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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