Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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