My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sorry about my life...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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