I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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