Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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