If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You did what with his pubic hair?
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