i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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