I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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