so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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