My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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